the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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