I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
