I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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