haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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