break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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