i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
one might say we're banned from that church
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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