But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
