Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We have so much sex to catch up on
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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