I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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