Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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