That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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