Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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