is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize