What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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