Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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