Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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