Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
When did angry sex become our thing?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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