9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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