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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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