Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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