Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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