Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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