it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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