Whod you bang
I should be sponsored by Trojan
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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