jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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