there was a trapeze. enough said
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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