So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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