Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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