He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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