I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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