If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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