Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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