? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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