we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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