I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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