These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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