I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm at about main and main street
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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