omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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