who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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