She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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