Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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