are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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