is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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