I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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