my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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