What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize