alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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