but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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