brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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