mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
did you just send me my own nude
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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