Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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