Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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