it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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