I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
