My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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